Yeah, excercise routine starts today as well. So far I've
eaten... nothing. 
NS, waste 2 years, learn nothing, probably meet a few good
'bros'.
Swiss Army, waste 1 year, (9 months to be exact, 3 months wasted
on language course), learn alot, probably die from overexertion.

the swis one sounds much better. + you learn another language
(not the cursing) at least it's useful.